KPC – Keeping parents clueless KS – Kill then steal ( L2G – Like to go?
L2G – (would) Love to go L2K – Like to come l33t – Leet, meaning ‘elite’ L8R – Later L8RG8R – Later, gator LBAY – Laughing back at you LD – Later, dude / Long distance LD – Learning Disability LEMENO – Let me know LERK – Leaving easy reach of keyboard LFG – Looking for group () LGH – Lets get high LH6 – Lets have sex LHSX – Lets have sex LHM – Lord help me LHO – Laughing head off LIC – Like I care LIK – liquor Li L or lil – Little LIMT – Laugh in my tummy LMAO – Laughing my *a* off LMBO – Laughing my butt off LMFAO – Laughing my freaking *a* off LMIRL – Lets meet in real life LMK – Let me know LMNK – Leave my name out LOA – List of acronyms LOL – Laughing out loud LOL – Laugh out loud LOL – Lots of love LOLH – Laughing out loud hysterically LOLO – Lots of love LOLWTF – Laughing out loud (saying) “What the fuck ? SOS – Meaning help SOS – Son of Sam SOT – Short of time SOTMG – Short of time, must go SOWM – Someone with me SPK – Speak () SRSLY – Seriously SPST – Same place, same time SPTO – Spoke to SQ – Square SRY – Sorry SS – So sorry SSDD – Same stuff, different day SSIF – So stupid it’s funny SSINF – So stupid it’s not funny ST&D – Stop texting and drive STFU – Shut the fuck up STR8 – Straight STW – Search the Web SUITM – See you in the morning SUL – See you later SUP – What’s up?
Letting go of such intoxicating nourishment seems unimaginable.
Before you are tempted to do something risky -- like leave your stable, good relationship for your exciting emotional lover -- it's important to examine what's really going on. There's a huge difference between a platonic friendship and a friendship that has crossed the line into the emotional sex danger zone.
Bear in mind the specifics of this future projection are unique to the girl and my relationship with her. But for noobs out there, it’s a template you can work from to create a special moment with the girl. We’re very slightly drunk Her: start from underwear.. Masters of the Universe 😀 They have pictures of the hero characters Her: great.. Your breasts against my chest, your stomach and hips touching mine your lips very close to mine. though I think your lounge is always full of people 🙂 Me: shall I continue? Then I walk back to you I slowly push your shoulders, pushing you gently backwards against the side of the sofa You are biting your lip, anticipating You are waiting for me to kiss you I lean closer, almost touching. When I push in hard, you feel like my cock is going all through your body and out your mouth enjoying? Me: heh 😉 Suddenly I pull out of you Abruptly you feel empty all you can think about is “I want more” I grab your hair and pull you towards me, turning you around, and forcing you to your knees Again, it’s rough, violent, forcefull. You don’t even think You wrap your fingers around my cock, with a big smile of anticipation then you take me into your mouth At the beginning you are too impatient. So you are sucking hard, aggressively, up and down I put my hand on top of your head, which you like.
I won’t give a line by line analysis but bear these pointers in mind: Her: tell me what you were doing last week apart from gym and reading?
Pretty soon, you find yourself glowing every time you spend time with this person. This is especially true of women who produce higher levels of oxytocin -- the bonding hormone that enhances the feeling of having found your "soul mate" connection.
Any contact with the person becomes as potent as a drug addiction.
Your connection feels genuine and even life-sustaining.
A latter stage of Long Game is to get the girl crossing the sexual rubicon before she meets you for the date. We’ve already drunk one glass each There’s some soft jazz music in the background the lights are dim Tell me what you are wearing Her: continue… I am wearing a dress..(should I start form dress or from underwear? You want to know what I see It makes you feel closer to me. Then licking up and down the length You look up at me, to check I like it I do 😀 You take great care and pride in your work. I appreciate that You don’t need to think about what you are doing.
You want to get all of the LMR out of the way, all of the hurdles cleared, before you meet again. 🙂 0 Me: Your dress will be coming off quite quickly, so start with that Her: ok.. But also, it makes you feel more sexy I grab both of your arms.
I bet your last name is Jacobs - because you’re a real cracker!
) Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes. Do you want to go and do what I'm going to tell my friends we did anyway? You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...